Never hike without this perfect accompaniment

By Marjorie “Slim” Woodruff

I have long been known to have pet peeves about the debris hikers drop along trails, but one piece of litter has become more annoying: the ubiquitous facial tissue.

A used tissue lying boldly in the middle of the path could indicate a person who does not know better. But a tissue stashed under a rock demonstrates that somebody knows it should be carried out, and is attempting to hide the evidence.

While wearily picking up the umpteenth piece of used paper along a trail recently, I had to wonder why hikers don’t use handkerchiefs, or that incredibly versatile outdoor equivalent, the bandana. 

Westerners know bandanas as a square of imprinted cotton material used as neckwear or a hatband; a friend says they’re also great dinner napkins because they never need ironing.

Bandanas are used to blow one’s nose or wipe the sweat off one’s face. Sometimes the same bandana is employed for both purposes, though for some reason that seems to freak people out. We are, after all, talking about hiking, an activity in which one can go days without a change of underwear or a bath. Also, ladies — the lowly bandana can be used as a pee rag to avoid leaving unsightly wads of toilet paper along the trail. Dangling one’s pee rag on the back of a pack allows ultraviolet light to kill the nasties. 

A bandana is usually cotton but can also be nylon, wool, microfiber, silk or fleece.  It can be red, navy blue, yellow, magenta or puce – you name it. Bandanas can boast maps of the area, cattle brands, illustrations of edible plants, flowers or cloud formations. Some people may aspire to carry a bandana sporting lavender paisley delicately embroidered onto a chartreuse background – why not?

A bandana can be used as a muffler to keep your neck warm, a scarf to keep your head cool, a hat to keep the part in your hair from being sunburned, or two tied into a belt keeps your pants up. It can be turned into a snare to catch small animals, a fishing line, a hammock for squirrels, a filter for drinking water, or a necktie for your next formal party. 

Bandanas can be used to tie down your hat so it won’t fly away in the wind. They can secure your bottle of milk or wine cooling in the river so it won’t get washed down into the rapids, or your hiking buddy so he can’t interfere while you ransack his pack for chocolate (which, incidentally, was tied to a tree with a bandana so it wouldn’t fall over).

They may be used as an arm sling for a broken clavicle, a tourniquet in case of bleeding, padding for splints when re-setting a bone, or a gag to muffle the screams as one re-sets the bone.

Several bandanas can be tied together to make a tarp, a ground cloth, an air mattress to be used with extreme haste, or maybe an impromptu prom dress. They can be cut into pieces and used to play checkers. They can be folded up and used to patch your jeans. They can be unraveled (or raveled) and woven into a macramé belt. They can be lined with foil and used to boil water.

Two can be tied together and used as a bikini bottom while one’s pants dry. They can be used to hold your hair back while you hike, to hold your food while you day hike, or to hold over your face while you hold up a train.

If soaked with water, bandanas can be used to lower the body temperature of a heat-exhaustion victim, or twisted into a “rat tail” and used to painfully snap someone who is stashing their used facial tissue under a rock.

All in all, a bandana is something no hiker should ever be without. A bandana is truth, beauty, and a little bit of Rit dye. And once you join the ranks of bandana lovers, you, too, can sing the Chiquita Bandana anthem: “bandana, bandana, bandana is good enough for me.”

Marjorie ‘Slim’ Woodruff is a contributor to Writers on the Range,, an independent nonprofit dedicated to spurring lively conversation about the West. She is a Grand Canyon educator who also cleans up trails.


Buster babes with a bandana collar

This column was published in the following newspapers:

08/15/2022 Steamboat Pilot Steamboat Springs CO
08/15/2022 Vail Daily Vail CO
08/16/2022 Grand Junction Daily Sentinel Grand Junction CO
08/15/2022 Lake Powell Chronicle Page AZ
08/16/2022 Twin Falls Times News Twin Falls ID
08/16/2022 Carlsbad Current-Argus Carsbad NM
08/17/2022 Trinidad Chronicle News Trinidad CO
08/17/2022 Yahoo sunnyvale ca
08/17/2022 Salt Lake Tribune Salt Lake City UT
08/17/2022 Payson Roundup Payson AZ
08/17/2022 Wyoming Tribune Eagle Cheyenne WY
08/18/2022 Moscow-Pullmand Daily News Moscow-Pullman ID
08/18/2022 Whitehall Ledger Whitehall MT
08/17/2022 Pagosa Springs Sun Pagosa Springs CO
08/18/2022 Taos News Taos NM
08/17/2022 Denver Post Denver CO
08/18/2022 Explore Big Sky Big Sky MT
08/18/2022 Limon Leader Limon CO
08/18/2022 Eastern Colorado Plainsman Limon CO
08/18/2022 Aspen Times Aspen CO
08/17/2022 Adventure Journal CA
08/20/2022 Casper Star Tribune Casper WY
08/21/2022 Bandon Western World Bandon OR
08/21/2022 Curry Coastal Pilot Brookings OR
08/22/2022 Colorado Springs Gazette Colorado Springs Co
08/23/2022 Colorado Springs Tribune Colorado Springs CO
08/23/2022 Sterling Journal-Advocate Sterling CO
08/24/2022 Jeffco Transcript Jefferson County CO
08/23/2022 Arvada Press Arvada Co
08/25/2022 Newport Miner Newport WA
08/22/2022 Moab Times Independent Moab UT
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Rick Freimuth
1 year ago

Thanks for the great rundown of the utilitarian bandana. Trail tissues are the worst! What happened to wiping your nose on your sleeve or just the time honored “snag”, blowing one nostril with force while occluding the opposite. You mentioned tying two bandanas together to make bikini bottoms but didn’t mention the halter of choice for young women back in the day….late 60s early 70s. I’ve seen a few red paisley halters lately which bring back memories of hot summer concerts.

1 year ago

Great article and I’m just beginning my new volunteer position as trail ambassador. Would love to spread your article to the folks who are hiking in the Northeast portion of Oregon.
We spread LNT principles at the trailheads and answer any questions hikers may have.
Bandanas are a must in my world!

RB Watt
1 year ago

Loved your column in the 8/17/2022 issue of the Denver Post. I’d like to add to your list of the bandana’s myriad functions:
Out here in the west, out on the range, when cowboys & cowgirls want to sit down, there’s nothing but the bare ground, or perhaps a stray wooden log to sit on. so they would take their bandanas & spread them out and sit upon them, hence, cowfolk out here call their bandanas a “sit-upon”. Taught to me by a longtime Kansan (Chisholm Trail, cattle drives & all that…) who should know! <:-}
Over many years of camping & hiking all around the southwest, my trusty bandanas have always been with me & have served some of the many functions you noted (-and others); wouldn't be without them!! To me they have always been my sit-upons.

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