The national parks predated your hatred, Clint.

If it was up to guys like that we’d have NO national parks today. No Yellowstone, Yosemite, Rocky Mountain, Zion or Arches.

So take your sacred boundary waters and shove ’em where the sun don’t shine. You will be wrong about that too — and you will never, ever dare admit it even to yourselves. By the way, tell your spoiled rotten children that they’d better learn to fix things, because the next generation will have to work with their hands. They won’t get rich sitting in an office and pretending to do anything like their parents did, including writing freelance articles for crumbs.